Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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