do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.