so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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