ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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