also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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