susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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