going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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