I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
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Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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