Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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