I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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