Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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