Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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