So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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