There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
It's never too late to be topless.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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