yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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