Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
if only i could text you this smell
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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