there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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