I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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