This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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