Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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