Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i dont even know how to be here
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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