Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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