is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I have fence marks all over my body
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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