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I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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