i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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