She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Randomize
