I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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