I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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