Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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