And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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