fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
ttyl tear gas
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
