ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
two words: eviction party
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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