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i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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