next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Randomize
