i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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