ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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