just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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