i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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