So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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