I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Randomize
