The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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