I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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