i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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