Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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