hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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