Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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