Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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