dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
is it fun? or sober?
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