I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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