New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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