may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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