none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
dude. I can hear the air.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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