we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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