I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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