Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
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