Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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