i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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