The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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